"You think everything is this nefarious scheme. Most of the bad shit that happens in this world isn't because of wicked plots and machinations. It's just because we're all a bunch of stupid, hungry, horny little goons just grabbing at shit, hoping it'll press that little button in our brain that says, "Okay, you're happy now."" -BoJack
“You know, sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures” - Todd.